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1) I TOLD YOU TO 2) YOU CAME BY MISTAKE 3) YOU WANT TO SEE A MASTER AT WORK 4) YOU ARE BORED 5) YOU LOVE ME 6) YOU STALK ME 7) YOU ARE A NUTTER 8) YOU WANT JOKES 9) YOU WANT A GOOD LAUGH 10) YOU ARE FASCINATED BY ME 11) YOU THINK I AM GOD (OR KNOW I AM) CONTINUE IF YOU DARE!!!!!!
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1)What's the first thing a blonde says when she wakes up? "So are all of you on the same team?" 2)There was a blonde at a pop machine. She started putting pennies in. Soon a little boy comes up to her and says, "What are you doing?" The blonde says back, "Shhh I'm winning!" 3)How do you teach a blonde math? Subtract her clothes divide, her legs and square root her! 4)A little kid walks in on his parents having sex. He says, "What are yall doing?" His mom says, "Well I was just letting the air out of your dad, he is to fat." The kid says,"Why the lady next door is just going to blow him up again!" 5)She was so blonde: * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate!" * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind! * she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"! * she thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday! * she sent me a fax with a stamp on it! * she tried to drown a fish! * she thought a quarterback was a refund! * she tripped over a cordless phone! * she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept! * at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius"! * when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!
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